Saturday, June 03, 2006
i have moved.
http://www.no-boobwoman.blogspot.com
mewantcookie @ Saturday, June 03, 2006
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
I LOST 3 KILOS!!
and gained 1 back. sadly.
but still.
I LOST 2 KILOS!!(:after dieting for one whole week that is. happyhappyme(:Well, actually not really happy. Cuz i still have those awfully huge potato couch thighs and ass.i took a picture of my weighing scale. while i was on it.41kg/90lbs.GOAL.:80lbs37kgHOW MUCH TO LOSE.:10lbs4kgWish me luck!! ((:Quote of the day:When i said go, i never meant away.
mewantcookie @ Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
Hilary has lost her high.
mewantcookie @ Friday, May 26, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Gosh. i havent been blogging for so long.
So basically life's been good.
Alot of stuff has been going through my head. Which sorta doesnt really happen to me.
For like, my level of thinking. GAH.
Or maybe im pmsing. i think i am. i feel like i'm gonna break down anytime.
So anyways, here are Geraleine's guy standards.
Cuz i cant copy from her blog, ill summarize. TRY to understand k.
1. Talent. Artistically or musically. preferrably both.
2. Caucasian
3. Kindness
4. COMPULSARY!! A sense of humour.(me agree)
5. Good kisser/make out-er. no questions asked.
6. Style. No ah bengs please.
7. Romantic
8. Has to love and respect her.
Geral ah, i think you should just think of staying single. Guys like that literally only exist in heaven.
BUT, if u happen to have all those qualities, feel free to call or email her.
And she's not your type, there's always me...winkwink.
I'm seriously pmsing. help me. anyone. pppppppppppppfffffffffffffttttttttttttt.
quote of the day:sorry is the easiest word to say.especially if it doesnt mean anything at all.
mewantcookie @ Thursday, May 25, 2006
Friday, May 12, 2006
3 THINGS.F.F.F.Taxi uncle/Talent time.Annoyingness.1) F.F.F.
F.F.F.(fat and fugly failures) club is pending the membership of one person who wishing to accompany Hilary Yeo Bi Ru in being a fat and fugly failure.
1. Hughlyn Tan.* His membership will be based on how happy Hilary is. ((:
2) Taxi uncle/ Talent time.3 words.
THEY BOTH SUCK.
Firstly, Feline tells me it gonna be fun... WRONG!!
IT WAS NOTHING CLOSE TO FUN.
more like a nightmare. We reherse 5 hours straight with no breakfast and all... Then guess what, they postpone the filming cuz we looked flat.
YEAH YEAH YEAH I KNOW I LOOK FLAT LUH, THAT'S CUZ I AM???!! must buy pushups..
no luh, im being stupid, i know what looking flat is.
Anyways, i was SUPPOSED to go for dance!! at mel's house.! she has a friggin dance studio at home!!
Secondly, we had to go from fulerton to some NTUC trade union/income place. BY FOOT.
Me and audrey, being the oh-so-bimbo-ish-es, and cuz she was wearing heels, didnt wanna walk. So, fine we decided to cab there.
Yada yada skip skip skip. Okay we got a cab. ladidadida, we were happily making ou-- i mean, having fun in the cab when we realise the old uncle had made a U-turn. Immediately Audrey sensed that something was amiss(essay moment). At first we ignored it, then he went all the way back to where we came from... -.-
So like, we were like, HUH?!
And we reached the place. And we were like, "are u sure its the right place?" He was like, "yeahyeah"
All of a sudden(essay moment again.), this security guard popped out and asked the old uncle some questions in like malay or something.
So Audrey asked him if we were in the right place. And the security guard said that place was NTUC
CENTRE.So we asked the security guy if he knew where NTUC trade union was, and guess what, it's at BRAS BARSAR.(idontknowhowtospellthis.)
So we told the old uncle to go to bras barsar/wherever.
And he did.
On the way there we told the cab driver "Can we not pay for that? cuz u took us to the wrong place"
And he pretended not to hear us, which is stupid cuz we were very loud.
So we asked again.
And he was like, "WHY NO PAY?!"
And we were like, "Cuz u brought us to the wrong place, we didnt wanna go to NTUC centre!!"
And he was like, "eu habben pay yet."
And i was like, "there's no way im gonna pay for that"
And he kept insisting that he went to the right place and all.
And we kept insisting that we werent gonna pay for that shit. which was by the way already hitting 6 bucks(for going round in circles mind u.)
Then he stopped the cab and chased us out.
He was like,"Get out get out"
I was like, "fine, bye"
And Audrey was like "son of a bitch"
And i was like "bye bitch!!" *slams door*
THAT BITCH LUH.
So anyways, we got another cab with a nice nice uncle(with a pretty gay voice)
And we ended only pay $3.80!!!(((((:
But out nightmare didnt stop there luh. duh. there were more shitty shits about talenttime.
3) Annoyingness.OMGOSH
Like, imagine if someone had an appointment with u.
And like, JUST AT THE VERY VERY VERY LAST MINUTE,,,,,,,
Say they cannot turn up or not gonna be there or like their not free or something.
GUESS WHAT.
HAPPENED TO ME.
3 BLOODY DAYS IN A ROW.
By 2/3 different people. See it's so annoying that i cant even remember how many people did it to me.
URGH.
LIKE HELLO?! REMEMBER YOUR PLANS PLEASE??
Feline says it happens to her all the time... poor girl.
And she says i should always expect it.
So, i take it from someone who knows.
So to all u people who make appointments with people(no naming allowed) and cancels at the VERY VERY last minute, here's to u:
"YEAH YEAH YEAH I KNOW U WONT MEET ME LUH SO DONT SAY U WILL K?" -From Hilary and whoever u are planning to arrange and an appointment then cancel at the very last minute. Your very welcome.Quote of the day:Dont make appointment with some then cancel at the very last minute.It's seriously VERY annoying.
mewantcookie @ Friday, May 12, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
F.F.F. clubFat and fugly failure club!Join the FFF club! It stinks! it reeks! and its full of fat AND fugly failures! Currently accepting members to keep our only failure-- i mean member, from being the only fat and fugly failure in this club! If i call or email to join this club and for a limited time only, u get to mock our every own fat and fugly failure-- i mean, member, Hilary Yeo Bi Ru everyday for the rest of her life!! Doesn't that just sound terrific? what are u waiting for?! sign up now!! For a chance to mock at Her!!For membership please call 1900-hilary-is-a-failureor email me athilaryyeobiru@failure.com
For more informationlog on to www.hilarythefailure.com.F-lur/loserQuote of the day:Go ahead. Mock me.
mewantcookie @ Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Friday, May 05, 2006
hello people, here's some amusement.-->wait. says:
AAAAAAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU
patt, says:
FUCK YOU TOOO!!!!!
patt, says:
AAAAAAAAAHHHH! RAHHH! meow.
wait. says:
FUCK U HARDER!!!!
patt, says:
NO NO! FUCK YOU THE HARDEST!!!!!!!!
patt, says:
HARDER AND HARDER!
wait. says:
HAHAHHAHAHA WOAH U DAM HARDCORE FUCKER SIALLL U.
patt, says:
hahahahahahahahah!!!!
patt, says:
yes. i am a hardcore fucker. jealous is it?
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yes patt. i am.
So, fuck you.
And its gone, gone going Gone, everything gone, give a damn Gone be the birds when they don't want to sing Gone, people, up awkward with their things, gone.Quote of the day:whistles are dangerous weapons.
mewantcookie @ Friday, May 05, 2006
